适合小学课堂的英语幽默故事

发布时间:2019-08-31点击数:141

幽默故事往往富有趣味,在小学英语教材学习中恰当的运用可以提高课堂的趣味性。

许多幽默故事要想理解其中的奥秘,需要真正读懂,明白其中的幽默所在,对学生的阅读能力也是一种考验。同学们在没懂得之前一片懵懂,读懂之后才能哈哈大笑,阅读幽默故事也可以让学生爱上英语。

下面的三个故事非常有趣,非常适合小学英语课堂使用。

1

Two factory workers talking:

Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.”

Man: “And how would you do that?”

Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss comes in: “What are you doing?”

Woman: “I’m a light bulb.”

Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”

The man starts to follow her and the boss says: “Where are you going?”

The man says: “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

3

A man talking to God:

The man: “God, how long is a million years?”

God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”

The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”

God: “To me it’s a penny.”

The man: “God, may I have a penny?”

God: “Wait a minute.”

3

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

The little girl replied, “My homework.”

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